So where does a single girl start?

So, I don't know about you, but I'm almost 44 and still single. It's not that I can't get a date, it's that the people that want to date me are about 5-10 years older than me and think they are the bomb.  What's up with that?  Every guy I'm attracted to has a girlfriend that is 10-20 years my junior!!  Is there no hope for us "elderly" women?

Online Dating:
I'm sorry girls, I know that many of you have met your soulmates this way.  I just don't get it.  I have tried to do the online dating thing for years now and every guy I meet is a schmuck!   I don't care how long you communicate with someone online, you just can't tell if there's chemistry online.  I believe that your chances of meeting someone in the grocery store and falling in love with him are greater than this online nonsense.

Dieting:
Every woman I know, over the age of 30, is exercising like a maniac.  Face it ladies.....we get heavier as we get older.  We can't keep up with the young ones and the few that can, God bless them!

Plastic Surgery:
It's no wonder women my age are resorting to Botox, Restalyne and the like.  What's going to happen now that the economy is in the toilet and women can't afford to get their 3 month pick me up?  I can tell you what will happen!  More and more women are going to buy their "fix" from a Canadian pharmacy and do it themselves or we will just have to go back to looking like our "real" selves.  Oh no!!